2035

1. 20 Eyes- Ever called someone four eyes, or got called four eyes yourself?: i've called someone four eyes before but it was in a joking way :)
2. American Nightmare- Last nightmare you had?: it was one of those dreams where you wake up and you feel like you are really awake and then something pulled me off of my bed like in paranamoral activity but it didn't drag me away i was just sitting next to my bed and then i heard little kids laughing and it was completely dark and then something really scary happened but i don't remebmer.
3. Angelfuck- Do you know anyone who you find attractive but they look much too innocent to screw?: yeah. this survey made me really excited haha just sayin.
4. Attitude- Meanest person you know?: oh there's a bunch of people! i keep singing all these songs as i'm answering these questions rofl.
5. Bullet- Do you have a real bullet around anywhere?: nope. PRESIDENT'S BULLET RIDDEN BODY IN THE STREETTTT RIDE JOHNNY RIDEE! :)
6. Day of the Dead- Ever attended a Dia De Los Muertos celebration?: only in spanish class and that wasn't really a celebration.
7. Devil's Whorehouse- Is there a whorehouse by you anywhere?: no.
8. Devilock- Ever actually tried putting your hair into one of those, or saw someone else do it?: i was going to put my hair into one for halloween but i decided against it. and i've never seen someone in person with a devilock i would like them though if i saw.
9. Dig Up Her Bones- Ever dug up bones, either intentionally or by accident? What happened?: nah.
10. Die Die My Darling- Is there anyone you wish would just drop dead?: definitely!
11. Dust to Dust- Last time you cleaned your room?: yesterday.
12. Ghouls Night Out- Last time you went out with friends?: last night.
13. Hate The Living, Love The Dead- If you were a zombie, would you be nice or just kill people?: i would probably be somewhere in between, haha.
14. Helena- Would you name your child that?: maybe but i really like the name vada.
15. Horror Business- If you had a Halloween store, would you call it that?: probably since i love the misfits so much :D
16. Horror Hotel- Would you stay at a hotel with that name? What do you think the theme would be?: hell yeah i would and the only reason i would was because it was named after a misfits song. the theme would probably be scary stuff.
17. Kong at the Gates- Ever played Donkey Kong?: yes, love it.
18. Last Caress- Last person you hooked up with?: no one.
19. London Dungeon- Ever been to jail, or know someone who has?:  i know people who have but i've never been myself.
20. Mars Attacks- Do you think there's life on Mars?: yes.
21. Night Of The Living Dead- Do you believe in zombies?: eh, not really no but i love zombies. haha did that make sense. ugh, i'm sleepy.
22. Pumpkin Head- Did you carve a pumpkin this year?: no :(
23. Queen Wasp- Ever been stung by a bee?: yeah.
24. Resurrection- In a cemetery by my house, there's a street that says "Resurrection Drive". Do you think that's silly or is it disrespectful?: i think that's cool.
25. Saturday Night- Got plans for this Saturday night?: not yet.
26. Who Killed Marilyn- Would you kill yourself to avoid getting old?: no. that would be dumb.
27. We Bite- Last time a little kid bit you, or maybe a pet?: my dog nipped me the other day but it was nothing big.
28. We are 138- What's your favorite 3 digit number?: 138
29. TV Casualty- Ever been on television?:  no.
30. Walk Among Us- Last group of people you walked with?: my friends last night. brooke, marissa, lucy, liana, and lydia.
31. Violent World- Do you live in a bad neighborhood?: nope.
32. The Forbidden Zone- Last place you went that you weren't supposed to be?: probably to wawa with george, lucy, and brooke.
33. Speak of the Devil- Do you know any Satanists?: yeh.
34. Skulls- How many clothing items of yours have skulls on it?: all my misfits stuff and a few other things.
35. She- Who is your best female friend?: i have more than one.
36. Some Kinda Hate- Do you hate anyone?: yes.
37. The Hunger- What food are you craving?: lasagna.. like always.
38. The Haunting- Do you believe in ghosts?: definitely ahah i'm so scared of them.
39. Teenagers from Mars- Are teens really as rebellious and crazy as adults say?: some are. some aren't.
40. This Island Earth- If you were stranded on an island, which one person would you want with you?:
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2034

1. what are three ways to win your heart?
1) make me laugh a lot 2) love the misfits as much as i do 3) have amazing taste in music.

2. do you like lightning?
it's awesome especially if you're watching it on the beach.

3. have you ever cut someone else’s hair?
um, i might have i don't really remember.

4. last person you said ‘i hate you’ to?
i think it was my dad cause he was dissing my super mario skills.

5. rain or sunshine?
sunshine but the middle of winter sunshine.

6. last stupid thing you said to anyone?
i don't really remember. i've said a lot of stupid things today.. haha today's just been one of those days.

7. biggest turn off?
HORRIBLE TEETH

8. fave movie?
SLC punk, donnie darko, fight club

9. would you date someone who smokes?
yeah

10. would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
well i mean.. i don't feel like explaining it.

11. what’s your biggest turn on, physically?
tattoos, not tall xD, basically everything frank iero has, buzz cuts sometimes along with facial hair those are my it depends turn ons and i pretty much like guys that are built not those insanely skinny tall bitches.

12. would you have sex w. someone you weren’t dating?
if that person is frank.. i'm down.

13. have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them?
not so much.

14. have you ever dated someone more than once?
no.

15. if you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be?
i do i even need to answer this? hah, frank iero.

16. what’s your relationship status?
single and ready to mingle.. sike. only not really.

17. do you like cuddling?
mmhm!

18. do you hold grudges?
i can but usually i try to let things go unless i got really, really, pissed off about something someone did.

19. do you regret dating anyone?
well you can't have regrets about nothing that has ever happened. am i right or am i right? xD i feel like running around.

20. hugger or kisser?
you tell me.

21. missing someone?
YESSS! god i could punch a baby.

22. most important lesson you’ve learned from your exes?
that you can't be submissive in the bedroom cause they'll take advantage of that and then you'll have to crack the whip at some point when they take it to far and sperm all up in your perm. (this goes out to rosa)

23. are you happier single or in a relationship?
well, you know EW SPIDER! diediediedie!!! okay so as i was saying.. single.

24. how important are looks?
not very important. it's not like the highest priority on my list.

25. would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice?
so i'm guessing the super hot one is a dick? if that's the case definitely the nice one.

26. do you stay friends w/ the people you’ve dated?
shut up.

27. would you fight over someone you wanted to be with?
it all depends. i try my best to avoid kicking some ass.

28. do you kiss on the 1st date?
i don't just kiss.. i fuck :P haha i love that kid with the shirt that says i fuck on the first date and he's cheesing in the picture and he has a lunchbox in his hand hah he's my favorite.

29. if someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them?
i'd probably become belligerent and do something that might result in me getting thrown into the slammer which essentially means that i wouldn't really be able to take them back.

30. some random girl comes up to you and says “who the hell are you”? What do you say back?
aja fucking simpson, biiiiiiitchhh. oh my god my eye is twitching o_e <-- that's me.

31. are you spoiled?
..i guess.

32. what would you not tolerate in a relationship?
abuse, cheating, all that stuff that you're not supposed to tolerate.

33. which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
all of them but mostly jake and lucy. oh shit i can't forget about lauren.

34. did you miss anyone today?
yes.

35. last person to see you cry?
i don't know. jake maybe?

36. Who/what made you cry?
well, i was crying from laughing so hard cause jake was acting like this one kid.

37. are you a forgiving person?
i can be.

38. would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
no.

39. i’ve come to realize the last person who gave me a hug…
was... uh, i don't even remember. oh lauren.

40. are most of your friends guys or girls?
girls.

41. how long does it take you to get ready to go out ?
not very long at all.

42. how many people do you know of named Adam ?
uh not that many.

43. are any of your friends cheerleaders ?
uh, no?

44. what was the last thing you burnt ?
my finguhh.

45. what is your full name?
aja chanel simpson.

46 what color is the bra you have on now ?
it's cheetah bitch. or is it leopard? whatever they're close to each other. CHEETAH GIRLS CHEETAH SISTERS!

47. do you straighten your hair every day?
basically.

48. do you worry about the size of your boobs?
no.

49. are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?
i wouldn't say that i was addicted.

50. what are your favorite girly magazines?
hm, i dunno differnet ones.. i think i ate too many lifesavers my tumtum's not feeling too swell :(

51. did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a GIRL?
i like boys boys boys in cars that buy me drinks in bars.

52. did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
oh yah.

53. would you leave the house without makeup on?
i do. every day.

54. what’s the biggest turn on about guys?
didn't you basically ask this earlier?

55. are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
in the middle.

56. is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
not even close.

57. what’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own?
idk.

58. what color do you absolutely despise?
i like all colors.. most of the time.

59. have you ever stole?
nope. well at least not from a store or anything.

60. have you set your hair on fire?
no. that would be a bad day.

61. do you wear sweat pants?
mhm.

62. do you know anyone who has lost their virginity?
hahah yes.

63. have you ever ran into a door because you didn’t see it?
....no... >.> <.< yeah! ahhaa i've even ran into a slidding door. rofl.

64. doesn’t 50 Cent suck?
not all the time. there's worse out there.

65. do you like hugs and kisses?
who doesn't?

66. do you act gangster?
psshhh. i don't have to act, i already am.

67. ever made a prank phone call?
yeah.

68. last time you showered?
last night.

69. what bill do you hate paying most?
i don't pay the bills.

70. where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
up my ass.

71. what did you want to be when you were growing up?
a doctor.

72. favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a GIRL?
why is girl capitalized? just askin..

73. when did you first start feeling older?
i don't know. i honestly don't feel that old.

74. favorite guilty pleasure?
oh i have lots of those i can't just pick one.

75. what famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
fffffrank!

76. what famous person would you like to date?
^^

78. what do you hate about your school?
a lot.

79. last person whose bed you laid in besides your own?
marissa's.

80. have you lost a friend recently?
no.

81. ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
yuuup.

82. do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
mhmhmhm. ugh my boob itches.

83. is it easier to forgive, or to forget?
it probably depends on the person.

84. do you give out second chances too easily?
not really.

85. is your best friend pretty?
they're all sexy bitches.

86. is it awkward when you run into your exes?
i never feel awkward. okay that's a lie but i usually just embrace awkward situations and laugh about them.

87. have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah ahah.

88. can you make yourself cry?
if i reallyy tried, i guess.

89. is your life simple or complicated?
i'd say that it's somewhere in the middle.

90. are you easily confused?
sometimes.

92. are you taller than 5′4″?
yes.

93. have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
no.

94. is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
it's completely natural.

95. does everything really happen for a reason?
yeah.

2033

how many of your friends play world of warcraft?
i'm not really sure?

do you ever wish your life was different? in what ways?
not really.

what do you think the best part-time job would be for you?
i don't know. i want to work at toys 'r us.

if your parents said they were moving, what would your reaction be?
i would freak out because i'd have to move with them...

do you like hearing birds sing early in the morning?
guess so. yeah but not if they wake me up cause then i want to shoot them with a BB gun.

who else in your house is awake right now?
i'm all alone except for my dog and she's asleep.

rate the last song you listened to out of five:
5, for sure.

would you ever wear a fedora?
i love when guys wear fedoras. oh my. haha, i'm not sure if i would wear one myself though.

are caterpillars more cute or disgusting?
cute... most of the time.

have you ever found ants in any of your food (like sugar)?
no.

do you want to see "the ugly truth"?
not really.

gerard butler is mighty handsome isn't he?
that he is. when he was king leonidas in 300 i was like back that ass up bby.. ahhaha. i'm hungry.

do you have a couch in your bedroom? would you want one?
no and no.

describe your favourite fruit without mentioning the name.
it's round and green on the ouside and if you cut it the inside is pinkish red and it has seeds someitmes the seeds are black and white and other times it just has white seeds.

now do the same about your favourite animal.
it lives in the ocean, it's badass, it's big and it will kill bitches. it has like 392039 teeth and there's movies about them.

do you call it backpack, knapsack or something else?
backpack.

how often do you use old expressions like "the cat's meow"?
uh.. never haha.

why is growing up so scary?
because growing up brings lots of responsibilities and people are also scared to get wrinkley & saggy.

ever wonder what lady gaga looks like underneath all that makeup?
no and i don't really care. i love her.

are you afraid to find out^?
no.

what was the last picture you uploaded?
i don't remember.

how many of the harry potter books have you read?
i've only read half of the first one. lol.

what do you do when you can't fall asleep?
stupid shit.

2032

Name first twenty-five bands on shuffle. No repeats.

1. bad religion
2. mickey avalon
3. bring me the horizon
4. alexisonfire
5. obadiah parker
6. my chemical romance
7. silversun pickups
8. the misfits
9. aiden
10. dead kennedys
11. samhain
12. escape the fate
13. muse
14. death cab for cutie
15. city & colour
16. dance gavin dance
17. bright eyes
18. gregory and the hawk
19. fear
20. rancid
21. circle jerks
22. third eye blind
23. the devil wears prada
24. cock sparrer
25. reggie and the full effect

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
i'm not okay (i promise)

What is your favorite album by 2?
his self-titled one.. cause that's the only one he has out.

What is your favorite lyric that 1 has sung?
the lyrics to american jesus.

How many times have you seen 11 live?
0

What is your favorite song by 7?
rusted wheel and lazy eye.

What is a good memory you have involving 20?
sure thing.

Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?
not really.. well, actually yeah.

What is your favorite lyric that 14 has sung?
i love a bunch of their lyrics.

What is your favorite song by 19?
fresh flesh.

How did you first get into 22?
i heard slow motion and then i listened to more of their stuff and i loved them.

What was the first song you heard by 21?
live fast die young.

What is your favorite song by 4?
midnight regulations, sharks and danger, to a friend, little girls pointing and laughing... i could go on.

What is a good memory you have involving 13?
i don't really have one.

Is there a song by 23 that makes you sad?
no.

What is your favorite album of 15?
sometimes.

What is your favorite lyric that 9 has sung?
i don't know.. i don't really like them that much.

What is your favorite song by 8?
HALLOWEEN!

How many times have you seen 5 live?
zero.

What is a good memory you have involving 25?
going to their concert with marissa.

What was the first song you heard by 18?
boats & birds.

What is your favorite song by 17?
amy in the white coat and there are others.

2031

1) Do you turn off your lights during Earth Hour?
uh, when the fuck is earth hour?

2) Do you prefer the original version of Taylor Swift's 'Your Not Sorry' or the CSI remix?
i don't care. i hate taylor swift.

3) Is there a bottle of pills within your reach now? What are they?
no.

4) If you added up all the digits in your cell phone number, what would you get?
54

5) What's your favourite song by Lady GaGa?
money honey & beautiful, dirty, rich.

6) Have you ever watched the 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE' Youtube video by Chris Crocker? What did you think of it?
i thought it was funny xD anything that chris crocker says is funny to me even if he's being serious.

7) What do you think of girls who call everybody their 'BFF'?
whateverrrr.

8) Do you know anybody who just can't seem to stay single for very long?
eh. kind of.

9) Would you rather visit the Middle East or the South Pole?
the middle east, i suppose.

10) Have you even been to country where not many people spoke English? How did you cope?
no.

11) Who helped you take your current Facebook/Myspace profile picture?
i took it.

12) Which is worse: Paris Hiton's 'Stars Are Blind' or Heidi Montag's 'Higher'?
they're both shitty but i'd have to say that paris' song is slightly better :o

13) Is the lead singer of your favourite band a natural blonde, brunette or redhead?
brunette.

14) So... are you gonna watch the Hannah Montana Movie?
no.

15) What do you think of people who get married when they're only 19 or 20?
people can do whatever they wanttt.

16) What shoes would you wear if you were going jogging?
nikes.

17) Does your mom know how to whistle?
mmhm.

18) If you have a laptop, do you bring it out to public places to use? Or does it practically live in your room?
i have before but not usually.

19) What's the earliest time your alarm is set to throughout the whole of next week?
5:40AM.

20) What colour is your cell phone charger?
black.

21) Are you currently saving up for something expensive?
nope but i should be.

22) What do you think of people who are against gay marriage?
fuck you, it's none of your fucking business who someone wants to marry whether it be someone of the same sex or opposite sex.